Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road? What The
Experts Had To Say...


Kindergarten teacher:
Because it wanted to get to the other side.

Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

Ronald Reagan:
I forget.

Arthur Andersen (consultant):
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was
threatening its
dominant market position. The chicken was faced
with significant
challenges to create and develop the competences
required for the newly
competitive market. Andersen, in a partnering
relationship with the
client, helped the chicken by rethinking its
physical distribution
strategy and implementation processes. Using the
Poultry Integration
Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its
skills, methodologies,
knowledge, capital and experiences to align the
chicken people, processes
and technology in support of its overall
strategy within a
Program Management framework.

Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did NOT cross
the road.

Computer Programmer:
In order for the chicken to cross the road safely
they would need more
than one driver to access the server farm, if not
they will hang in the
middle of the road.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't
anyone ever think to ask
"What the heck was this chicken doing walking around
all over the place
anyway?"

Bill Gates:
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2006,
which will not only
cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
documents, and balance
your checkbook.

Dr M:
You know, I am tired of all this...'apa-nama'
chicken-chicken bisnes...the
foreign powers should stop intervening in our
domestic affairs and
just leave our chickens alone.. If they want
to... 'apa nama' cross the
road, they should be allowed to cross the road...
Malaysiais a
democratic country; we let our chickens do whatever
they want to do... as
long as they don't threaten the Malay unity
and try to topple
the government...and if they plan to do so...
we won't hesitate to use the ISA...

Pak Lah:
Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja...jangan
percaya khabar - khabar
angin ini semua... biasalah ini adalah taktik
pembangkang untuk
memecah belahkan perpaduan ayam-ayam semua...
jangan percaya... jangan
percaya...

Sammy Vellu:
Ayyooyoo... belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude
bikin banyak jembatan,
itu ayam musti guna jembatan untuk lintas itu jalan
lagi pun kalu itu
ayam mau pigi jalan-jalan, beritau sama saya
juga, saya bolley buat
lebbey banyak toll........

Karam Singh Walia:
Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan
ayam-ayam itu sedang melintas
jalan. Mereka bukan sahaja melintas jalan, malah
membuang najis di atas
jalan dan ini adalah pencemaran yang paling hebat
di maya ini.
Bapa-bapa dan ibu-ibu ayam haruslah mengambil
inisiatif untuk melatih
ayam-ayam agar menahan najis sewaktu melintas
jalan, sekian saya sudahi
dengan.........Ayam di jalan di lintaskan; Ayam di
reban mati tak makan.

Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?

Bill Clinton:
I've had so many chicks, I can't remember...

Wan Kamarudin:
Ape kenyer ini semua, KL dah jadik reban
ayam, mak bapak ayam asyik
menganga saje.

Zainal Ariffin Ismail:
Ada saksi menyatakan yang mereka dapat melihat
ayam-ayam ini melintasi
jalan-jalan di kampung ini pada waktu malam. Adayang
menyatakan ayam-ayam
ini merupakan penyamaran jin. Dan ada juga
mengaitkan ia berkaitan dengan
peristiwa silam di kampung ini. Apakah
sebenarnya maksud tersirat
ayam-ayam ini melintas jalan? Oleh itu saya akhiri,
"Jangan biarkan hidup
anda diselubungi misteri........."

Zainal Alam Kadir:
"Ayam siapa kalau bukan ayam kita..."

Albert Einstein:
Did the chicken really cross the road or the road below the chicken is moving?

Izwan :
Hurm?ayam yg mlintas ke aku yg mlintas???aaa..aku confuse~