Phua Chu Kang Sex Edu

"Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex
to Chu
Beng's son,Aloysius
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like
when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than
men?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig
your
nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get
raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load,den
someone come over and dig your nose, you like or
not ?
Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when
she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and
dig meh?? Siow ah!!blain, use your blainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing
condoms
when they are making love?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you
like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ?
Not the same shiok feeling mah.Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your
blainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of
your whole class izit ?Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very
good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB,an
some say Batam also ah!!!