i kissed myself Because thats how i roll < -- ??

January-----------i married
Febuary-----------i found
March--------------i fucked
April--------------- i ate
May----------------i stole from
June---------------i kissed
July----------------i killed
August------------i lied to
September-------i choked
October---------- i bitch slapped
November------- i watched
December--------i spanked


- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE B0RN 0N =]

1-------Spongebob
2-------my friends pants
3------- you
4-------a football player
5-------a hobo
6------- p diddy
7-------myself
8------- my dog
9-------a lawn gnome
10-------a banana
11-------a monkey
12-------my neighbor
13-------an ipod
14-------my TRUE love
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------bigfoot
18-------a spoon
19-------you
20-------a mexican
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------your mom
24-------a gangster
25-------1000 people
26-------a noodle
27------- my best friends boyfriend/girlfriend
28-------A SANDWICH
29-------my science teacher
30-------a squirrel
31-------my uncle


- C0L0R OF Y0UR SHiRT ;]

White------- Because i keep it gangsta
Black--------Because dat bitch took my taco
Pink---------Because im in love
Red----------Because the voices told me to.
Blue----------Because thats how i roll
Green--------Because I hate myself.
Purple--------Because i can
Gray---------- Because im sexy and i do what i want.
Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because i was high
maroon-----Because i was drunk.
teal-----cuz they were illegal
Brown-----Because im emo
Caramel----cuz Charlie told me too.
Striped------cuz ur mom said so
black..pink----Because i am kool like that
bra-----cuz im to kool for tv
bathing suit----- cuz im so sexy and i freak like no other