Bill Gates~Heaven Or Hell!

Read what happened to bill after death

Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused
on this one. I'm not sure whether to send
you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you
helped society enormously by putting a
computer in almost every home in the
world and yet you created that ghastly
Windows. I'm going to do something I've
never done before. I'm going to let you
decide where you want to go!"

Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, Lord.
What's the difference between the two?"

God said, "You can take a peek at both
places briefly if it will help you decide.
Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure!" said
Bill. "Let's go!"

Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white
sandy beach with clear waters. There
were thousands of beautiful women
running around, playing in the water,
laughing and frolicking about.

The sun was shining and the temperature
was just perfect!

Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I
can't wait to see Heaven!"

To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off
they went. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a
beautiful blue sky with angels drifting
about playing harps and singing.

It was nice, but surely not as enticing as
Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief
moment and rendered his decision.

"God, I do believe I would like to go to
Hell."

"As you desire," said God.

Two weeks later, God decided to check
up on the late billionaire to see how
things were going. He found Bill shackled
to a wall, screaming among the hot
flames in a dark cave. He was being
burned and tortured by demons.

"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill
responded with anguish and despair.


"This is awful! This is not what I expected
at all! What happened to the beach and
the beautiful women playing in the
water?"



"Oh, THAT!" said God. "That was the
screen saver"